I stumbled upon a post in /r/powershell which linked to this site: http://snoverisms.com/
I liked the first quote so much that I made a sticker with a Silhouette printer!
Here’s the PNG (In Silhouette you have to insert PNG’s and later convert them to svg like files … whatever): 
The stickers look like this
here’s the positive:
and here’s the negative (already on my notebook sorry!):
