Did you ever ask yourself why you should invest time to tell someone you don’t love them anymore?
Do you think all problems can be solved with non-communicating?
Are you an asshole?
Then this Kickstarter Project is made for you!
Breakup without ever looking at your significant other
… over a website
… they’ll receive an email..
That’s what you get if you fund this Kickstarter project! A website for assholes!
I’m not kidding. This is what the project is. You enter your soon to be ex’s E-Mail. Get all your hatred out and write up a nice summary on why you break up with them. Your now ex will receive the E-Mail and can cry all night long.
$5 – You’ve done good
$10 – The creators of the site will send you a hateful message.
$25 – You’ll receive a copy of an e-Book „The art of Pain“. That way you can be the asshole you’ve always wanted to be!
(this is where it gets weird)
$50 – PAY THEM to DO THEIR WORK. Really that’s a fucking great deal. For $50 (you pay them) you can send them a logo you have designed yourself, with your time. It may be chosen. But probably not. Waste the best $50 of your life! /s
$100 – DOUBLE your time and enter TWO logos! If you don’t win you will at least get a fucking $100 ebook.
$250 – The E-Book and for $250 THEY WILL LISTEN TO YOUR IDEAS. Fucking awesome isn’t it??? But only for 3 Months. This must be a new business model!
$500 – E-Book and 6 Months „Access“ for saying your opinion. You’re rich and nobody want’s to listen to you? This is YOUR option.
Here comes the clue. At $500 you can use the website forever at no charge! There’s a fee you ask? Seemingly so!
Risk and Challenges
It starts off with „We’re a team of professionals“. Professionals in what? No screenshots on the site. The Picture is really bad. A „professional“ could have build the site in max. 2 hours. Why would they need the money? ($9000 by the way).
If this isn’t a money laundering operation I’m speechless.
This is a site you will be paying money for to break up.
A simple site you can build yourself with like 5 hours of training in codecademy.com (if you’re an absolute rookie).
And they want money for it.
It’s clearly just about that ebook. This is the worst marketing idea for a book.